‘Dead’ Russian Man Awakens In Morgue After Partying Too Hard. Heads Back To Party Anyway

New Year’s parties can get pretty wild, but you probably couldn’t (and wouldn’t want to) compete with this party animal- a man in Russia’s Far East woke up after a night of festivities inside a morgue. Must have been quite the hangover. Upon rising from the dead, he made like any good Thriller zombie and lurched his way back to the party.

After passing out from the copious amounts of alcohol he had consumed, according to RT, his friends called an ambulance and he was swiftly declared deceased by the medical staff.

By the time he recovered, he found himself surrounded by dead people.

“That night the local morgue was filled to its capacity, the bodies were not only on the shelves, but also on the floor of the freezer room, where our ‘dead’ hero was allocated,” Aleksey Stoyev, a police spokesman, told the local Khasanskiye Vesti newspaper.

“At some point, the man woke up, failing to understand where he was. It was very dark and cold. In addition his brain was foggy due to the influence of alcohol. In the darkness, he felt someone’s completely cold limbs and in fear rushed to the door. But it was locked.”

Imagine waking up in a dark freezer, surrounded by corpses. Screaming and pounding on the door, he finally got the attention of a guard who reported what he heard to the doctors.

The doctors believed that he was imagining things… but just in case they had a zombie outbreak on their hands (probably), they called the police.

The police opened the door and a panicked “zombie” charged his way out of the morgue.

After questioning him, the police let him go and he was soon back at the party- his friends were still drinking, but in tribute to his “death”.

Apparently, the person who opened the door for him at the party fainted from shock- but the party quickly returned to its original celebratory mood.

Sources: RT

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