David Cameron Stuck “Private Part” in Dead Pig’s Mouth, Biography Claims

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Written by SM Gibson at theantimedia.org

 

Did you ever do something really crazy in your college days that you wish you could take back? I mean, something really bonkers — something you could never live down? According to a new unauthorized biography, British Prime Minster David Cameron really went “hog wild” in his younger days — and may have us all beat when it comes to regrettable life decisions made in college.

As a student at Oxford University, David “Hameron” Cameron purportedly stuck his “most private member” into the mouth of a dead pig during an initiation ceremony for the infamous Oxford dining club, Piers Gaveston. The pig’s head was reportedly resting in the lap of a fellow member of Piers Gaveston when Cameron proceeded to carry out the act of “porking” the porker.

Even crazier, there are supposedly photographs of the incident, which are in the possession of another member of the club.

The incredible allegation appears in Call Me Dave, a biography of Mr. Cameron co-authored by fellow Tory Lord Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakeshott.

A contemporary of Cameron’s — who also happens to be an MP (Member of Parliament) — told Ashcroft and Oakeshott about his debaucherous diddling of Ms. Piggy’s dead relative.

“Perhaps it is a case of mistaken identity. Yet it is an elaborate story for an otherwise credible figure to invent,”according to Ashcroft. “Furthermore, there are a number of accounts of pigs’ heads at debauched parties in Cameron’s day.”

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The unnamed MP also gave the authors the dimensions of the alleged photograph and provided the name of the individual he claims has it in his possession.

The Piers Gaveston dining club is known for its wild parties, which involve lots of sex, alcohol, and drugs — so such a tale is not beyond the realm of possibility.

The allegations are very similar to the first episode of the television program, Black Mirror, in which the fictional prime minister has sex with a pig  on live TV.

Call Me Dave also claims the Prime Minister was apart of a “dope smoking group” called the Flam Club.

James Delingpole, a high-profile right-wing journalist and friend of Cameron’s at Oxford, said they smoked marijuana together while listening to the rock band Supertramp.

“My drug of choice was weed – and I smoked weed with Dave.”

At least now when you look back on your youth and regret hooking up with some babe one night in her dorm room, you can take solace in the fact that she wasn’t actually Babe. #PorkGate


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