A Muslim televangelist from Turkey made a controversial comment in response to a viewer’s question on May 24th, during his program, “2000 TV.”
When a viewer said he, “kept masturbating, although he was married, even during the Umrah,” (Umrah — a pilgrimage to Mecca) the Turkish preacher, Mücahid Cihad Han, told viewers that Islam strictly prohibits masturbation as a “haram” (or forbidden) act.
“Moreover, one Hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights,” he said, referring to what he claimed to be a saying of the Prophet Muhammad. “If our viewer was single, I recommend him to get married, but what can I say now?” the televangelist added, advising the viewer to, “resist Satan’s temptations.”
Is masturbation forbidden in Islam? …and how authentic is the Hadith that he mentioned?
Since this viewer was married and he had no reason to keep masturbating, and since he was doing it on his journey to Mecca (the sacred land), that’s considered “forbidden” for sure. That’s like sleeping in the dog’s house instead of your house in the middle of a snow season.
We found sources of this Hadith in a few books; to name one, “Kitab Al-kabaer,” (or “The Book Of Transgressions”) by Al-Dhahabi, pages 56-57 :
That being said, the bottom line is that this Hadith shouldn’t necessarily be taken seriously because the source is unclear, inconclusive and cannot be proven authentic, but it exists nonetheless and some use it to scare teenagers.
Han has been ruthlessly mocked on social media ever since for his “fatwa.”
If I jerk my hands will be pregnant in afterlife so I tied strings on my fingers, my tubes are tied!! @Death2RapeGangs @apk222
— Cloud Lover (@v_vthiruk) May 28, 2015
Are there any hand-gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there? https://t.co/1xMyZjirsH — Rubellius®™ (@Rubellius83) May 26, 2015
How can you have pregnant hands in afterlife? Won’t you wash your hands in this life? It would be ONE sticky semen:-) pic.twitter.com/HO3aAKUcSo
— Yogini (@yoginisd) May 26, 2015
If this is correct, then engineers will literally have a whole city on their hands in the afterlife https://t.co/5fXh6NnK63 — The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) May 26, 2015
That’s why the use goat to avoid hands getting pregnant in afterlife! 😉 https://t.co/ABi3m01iOX
— AshDubey_ (@AshDubey_) May 26, 2015
Will his hands menstruate also in the afterlife?! — Kritika Saran (@kritikasaran) May 26, 2015
According to Turkish Televangelist Mücahid Cihad Han, Men gonna get Pregnant hands in #Afterlife We all know what #Popeye has been upto!
— AshwinSarcasticFerns (@ashshanuferns) May 26, 2015
I’ve just learned that my hands will be pregnant in the after life. I have no idea how many cigars I’ll need to celebrate. — Danka (@dankashane20) May 26, 2015
Looks like 99.9% of the male population will be experiencing “pregnant hands” in the afterlife. https://t.co/qIOHyMXqT4
— Craig (@WardenBear) May 25, 2015
Hands pregnant in the afterlife. Who delivers, and how? Is it each finger? Then 10 pregnancies? Pregnant with what? And, how does he know? — Jens Iyer (@JestChill) May 25, 2015
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The Quran NEVER mentioned anything about this, neither did any prophet in our religion, this is one of those assholes who say weird shit about our religion just like the other Saudi guy who thinks the Earth doesnt move around the sun
And isn’t he right? Didn’t you find his proof using a cup of water absolutely convincing??
Australian slang for masturbating. ‘Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters’ refers to a person’s hand and when you ‘have a date’ with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.
I’ve gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters
Thats is about as correct as you will go blind, or your popsicle will fall off.
I think he meant it metaphorically as in by pregnant he means you are giving birth to sin or something along those lines…..
kuran-ı kerim bırakan din tüccarları hadis müslümanları.
not turkey
greek Islamist Preacher
Sad that these hyper religious men will not have masturbation as an outlet, I was hoping they’d have that to keep from taking up arms like so many radical Muslims.
wht a jerk…out there trillions of planet,trillions of star or sun or solar system mean all is samething,billions of planet where exist life in a single galaxy like our milky way…..i literally know evrything abt universe and i can write billions of god book & i know u fool will beleive tht…im a god can u beleive it..hmmmm
its just the power of particles which create someplace more and someplace less and so on……..i know ull not get it ,some of u just need a path to depend ur life and best example is……ohhhhhh realllyyyyyy GOD……follow then and please try to make other people fool so hell be just like u as above mentioned by one shit :p im realistic :p