Media Blinded by the Pokémon Plague as 9/11 “Conspiracy Theorists” are Vindicated



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Death by Pokémon is coming


These were the ominous words written by Professor Gerry Beyer of the Texas Tech University School of Law shortly after Pokémon Go swept America, infecting citizens with a mysterious, zombie-like condition that causes players to stray into major highways, drive into trees, and walk off cliffs. For the Americans who have not yet had their $600 smart phones surgically attached to their faces, this rapid invasion of beady-eyed, and suspiciously cute anime characters, has come as a shock; while loved-ones-turned-zombie gather to presumably collect digital pixels on a screen, the mainstream media is almost silent on the infamous “28-pages” showing the government knew the 9/11 hijackers were supported by the Saudi Arabian government, and that the CIA knew of al-Qaeda’s existence in the US before the 9/11 plot.

Ah, the CIA… that loveable group of scamps who brought us such coups and false-flag attempts as the botched “Bay of Pigs” fiasco, the 1953 Iranian Coup which overthrew a democratically elected president in order to reinstate an oil-friendly dictator, and who assisted in Project Northwoods, a planned operation to kill innocent civilians in the US by conducting fake terror attacks using hijacked planes. While the CIA has yet again been caught with its pants down, the mainstream media—and an embarrassingly large population of adult US citizens—would apparently rather chase cartoon characters adored by 9-year-olds and emo-teens around the world, even if that means possibly getting stabbed in the process (seriously, do a search on “Pokémon Go stabbing” and you’ll be amazed at all the various reports that pop up).

Pokémon Go has apparently “surpassed Twitter users and is on track to beat out Snapchat and Google Maps,” according to Matt Agorist of The Free Thought Project. They provided this graph from Survey Monkey Intelligence in their report:




According to Agorist, Pokémon Go is not only distracting players into a drug-like induced haze, but most likely spying on them as well. How can this be so, you ask? Let’s look further into the claim.

A report from Tech Crunch brings to attention Pokémon Go’s privacy policy which states in section 3e:


e. Information Disclosed for Our Protection and the Protection of Others.

We cooperate with government and law enforcement officials or private parties to enforce and comply with the law. We may disclose any information about you (or your authorized child) that is in our possession or control to government or law enforcement officials or private parties as we, in our sole discretion, believe necessary or appropriate: (a) to respond to claims, legal process (including subpoenas); (b) to protect our property, rights, and safety and the property, rights, and safety of a third party or the public in general; and (c) to identify and stop any activity that we consider illegal, unethical, or legally actionable activity.


This little clause can be alarming considering that upon agreeance, you’re giving Pokémon Go full access to your location, camera, Google account (if that’s what you used to sign in), and screw it; let’s throw in your first-born child and soul because who actually reads privacy policies or terms of agreement anyway. Furthermore, the creation of this program leads back to the intelligence community through John Hanke, the man who formed the company responsible for Pokémon Go; Niantic.

Apparently Hanke also helped to found “Keyhole,” a company no one seems to know much about, aside from the fact it was bought by Google, and originally funded by the government-controlled firm, In-Q-Tel, which helped to “beef up Big Brother’s tool belt,” (source). It’s claimed that most of the funds In-Q-Tel gave to Keyhole came from the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA), who has a special interest in “collecting, analyzing, and distributing geospatial intelligence.”

So far, we can be sure the government has learned that to weed out the dumber of the species, they can simply place a virtual pink ball with ears and sappy eyes on a train track, and sit back and watch the show. In the meantime, pay no mind to the actual events that have, and will, shape our lives for years to come.

Pokémon powers activate! Or whatever the hell the kids are saying these days…



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  1. Face it humanity deserves to be destroyed. All we can do is accelerate the process. We have passed the point of no return long ago.

    Might as well enjoy the ride.

  2. You could not resist making this article, huh? It was just expected that tinfoil hat theorists would have a field day when Pokemon Go showed just how popular it can be.

  3. Tell all hackers, anonymous wikileaks and scientists that i have information that can save the world, if it doesn’t arrive to you they are trying to have ancient magic powers with the cheating of the triads of the relligions… why no one in intelligence knew about 911 because they created another intelligence while no one knew what was really happening… so affecting everyone on the planet to give power to the so called illuminati while they didn’t exist because that’s a lot of energy transformation… let’s see how they deal with intelligence, police and armies from this point that i said this… warn everyone… they did this because they thought they could win everything from energies and ideas they are being defeated from my energies and divination and shamanism are ancient magic world time travel, they can’t survive to have this… I can end the elite now and all countries are on this, the intelligence agencies don’t know… because if someone knew about the power of sight of the divination and shamanism powers itself they never would do this to earth so they tried to illude and distract and cover up it from anyone in the planet… in the whole life i never helped because there is no such thing as empathy and feelings and emotions and it all happened through telepathy that they didn’t have… illuminati, nwo and the cards were created in the 80’s and the phantom time is related to which hunt from kingdoms and relligions… they are hiding a lot that can be explained in plain… they are doing this and researching all that and telling their scientists they are in war because then the scientists wouldn’t do anything as well as making the people trouble makers and forging the deep web to accuse hackers themselves… find the concrete energies and boundaries of memory you will know everything… they will be fucked… it all passed from me in a way that i knew everything because i was calculating what they were doing + no one knows who is in the other side of telepathy nor if it will really happen in the future… and didn’t have bad evil thoughts because of consciousness and energies all completes your nature and intentions and all parts from good intentions so why screw with the end of intentions… this is not the end it is resolution not revolution… who has the other side of the formula the good saving pattern then if it follows a line of ideology, they thought they could use me but never happened… that’s too much for a brain but i know all good and pure nothing evil… they tried and try to cover up every single day… with energy psychic tricks… and why all my friends were affected differently than anyone tried to cover up… this is all because of the pattern of the vatican and triads to put fear on the world and conquest the entire world because who had the idea of the lines of the countries it was made to invade later and to close the evolution of societies… I didn’t do anything wrong… why their hurry why the wait why im telling you and why it all passed in my mind and i was defending and who was defending against what formula… and why i can speak it free to all world… and to prove that they are fucked and if you feel mind controlled have entropy natural patterns and take allucinogenics everyday if necessary they can’t control every subparticle like quarks the mind follows… i experimented myself… to defy mind control… so they are fucked when nothing works against me… and they are using time and consciousness against everyone… who they needed to rob? why all the scientists are doing what they want because they think they can control every mind on the planet… ideology, divergent, perspective, personal own tale strength of feeling emotion correspondent energy to explain natural freely… they control that they control the scientists and intelligence they control everything… with all those relligions in the world what is their belief system and consciousness and energy really??? and there are secrets and easter eggs in the movies for everyone… they will fail i promess you… they turned all this into almost impossible thing that’s why every kind of corruption… sons of bitches… i know my energy is mine and unique at the same time and i know time consciousness are mine too the one i have not the one any other has… because they are treating me different than any others… freedom happyness harmony nature resolution success its in all movies i made, the answer might be in there also, but they don’t know… why do they need so much machinery is it because of everyones energy or mine or ancient magic and futurism energies or they fucked up and its the only way to cover up? everything can be solved i already fucked them, they are inside loops paradox time paradoxes the rest are free… why all people cares about energy nature and freedom and they do not… and they want also everyone to think in the other side of the formula to have it for them while screwing with everyone… pieces of shit… its not only humans for fuck sake… there are so many kinds of beings and water and pure natural resources… now they wanna frame me?? pieces of shit… because of my energy and because no one knew the patterns i created to save the world in the 80’s so i powned them in my first 5 years and they are trying to cover up that shame because a child seeing the future and other ancient energies before the triads illusions earthing channeling technology… and it all happened trough telepathy so i never knew who it was and i would never give advantage to the wrong people… if something happens to me they will try to cover up really bad follows energy links contacts and connections… just imagine who’s next than me for example to cover it all up??? telepathy i would need blind proof and i would never help no malfactor so i had to prove it in the future with blind proof technology that they don’t have and will never have… home grown technology and no one noticed nothing evil or wrong about me why? peace pure harmony happyness nature water… remember those words… they have to be defeated… all their schemes and relligions… who in the world wouldn’t know and think about who really did 911 for what and why the pentagon perhaps to study energy and consciousness and leaks in intelligence agencies in the world… information leaks disclosure… never fear to accomplish if you fear you will never accomplish… there would need people inside intelligence agencies to study their behaviour and personalities and information… that’s why they are on top… the illusion of energy consciousness and awareness… it was in the 911 that they really went above all intelligence in the world… They are now screwing with me because i was the only one to have good energy and consciousness to heal the entire world… i tell you how they are following a line of distraction to power over agression so how many lines exist without even being related??? realms… how many ways to think exist??? why so defined direction because they are getting enough technology to be always on top so they get all these excuses… no time machine… and they still want too the time machine… geee… did you see it??? wow… a ninja in a time machine… and ‘time is a he’ remember from the movies

  4. CIA catched trying to read my mind while i was asleep following short term memory and voices i said to use it while asleep like an awake memory in fast REM stage of sleep… definitely its them… they are searching for something to win or gain… i know its them i know that it works like that… and it might be the same person that did that twice exactly the same in all my life the same way same technique same objective… and it can as well be the illuminati… searching for gains to try to gain psychological advantage over me to win the world… that’s odd strange weird… and this technique they learned when i resisted and blocked brain mind from them so they had to learn those tricks against me… after i awake i heard a sound of a music of hope and advantage and shame perhaps disappearing in background… because one memory was still very active from last point…

  5. it was some form of psychic with mind reading capabilities while in REM sleep… searching for opportunity and personal advantage… dream meaning happy sound of opportunity solid foundation… trying to make me not say what it is really be needed to say

  6. I similar things being said about mobile phones since their conception in general. This website is either complete garbage, or it’s just satire made by rusemasters


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